by A Lady
Everyone’s so smart now!
You have been in the tabloids a bit, notably in March when you were arrested for throwing a glass at a model. I read that there were shards sticking out of her leg. My lawyer says I’m not allowed to talk about the case. I so wish that I could. But I wouldn’t call her a model. She’s an ex-reality-TV…
I’M READY NOWWWWWWW:
If you routinely blame your dating prospects on general categorizations of male mammals, here’s a piece you’ll enjoy.
A lovely woman sent me a gigantic box of houseplants to spread the word about their health benefits, and although they’re all dying (my…
Don’t forget!
The will to survive fades:
So exquisite was the occasion that, by the end, even the new Princess of Monaco lost…
by Edith Zimmerman and Richard Lawson
Previously: 1989.
- A Lady helped with orgasms and A Clean Person downed shots.
