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Wine Sunscreen

An addendum to Emily Caporello’s scientific explanation of sunscreen is that it is wine. Apply it to the inside of your mouth.

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How to Rob a Bank

1. Draw on a beard.

2. Bring a box to the bank, tell people it’s a bomb, take the money, drive away.

3. Wash your face, add some ’50s glamour, buy new clothes.

4. You did it, girl!

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