Ask the Non-Squalid

If you’ve been missing the lovely Jolie Kerr’s “Ask a Clean Person” un-filthying column on this site, it’s now running on Jezebel and Deadspin, on alternating weeks, as “Squalor.”

Sadly we couldn’t keep her here forever, much as it would have been nice to (in an immaculate steel cage for all eternity), but the first installment deals with problematic outerwear, among other things, and everyone remains reassuringly disgusting.

#bikeshorts

Jolie Kerr is also on Tumblr and Twitter.

Wait, Jolie, how do you get [chickadees?] out of an air-conditioner?