Bottom 5 Worst Songs To Fuck To

by Alexandra Molotkow

5. Neutral Milk Hotel, “[untitled]”

Pretty much anything that makes you want to dance on one foot with your hand hooked above your head.

4. Rednex, “Cotton Eye Joe”


3. Boney M, “Rasputin”

Amazing song tho.

2. Sin with Sebastian, “Shut Up and Sleep with Me”


1. Mahavishnu Orchestra, “Eternity’s Breath Pts. 1 & 2”

But only because the ecstasy would destroy you.

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