Cheeto Aliens Slide Onto Alaska

Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin
Published in
1 min readAug 5, 2011

A mysterious orange goo has washed up on the shores of a remote, northwest Alaskan village, the Associated Press reports. Authorities say that tests conducted on the surface of the water are inconclusive.

Lines spoken during a nightly news segment in an alien horror movie, or actual thing that’s happening?

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Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin

Spiralbound editor. Formerly at The Hairpin. Also now making a newsletter: https://drawinglinks.substack.com