College application stress be damned: here is the application that any journalists wanting to cover Will & Kate’s trip to the States will have to submit, along with “a scanned copy of an official media ID (as provided by an international organisation or US/UK/foreign government), or a letter from your bureau chief, on official letterhead, confirming your assignment.”

Gonna get Haley to draw a hairpin at the top of a sheet of looseleaf, write “lol, idk” with her signature, and I’m gonna send it in. I really need to ask her about this [nsfw].