Diseases My Male Coworkers Diagnosed Me With On The One Day I Didn’t Wear Make Up
It was a dark day, under my eyes.
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1 min readJul 31, 2017
- cancer of any variety
- the flu
- a flu
- ebola
- crippling and debilitating exhaustion
- a case of the ‘natural female face’-s
- eyelash balding
- a loss of the will to live
- poison ivy
- poison oak
- poison acne
- anemia
- paranoia from a ghost sighting
- pink eye
- vintage polio
- very understandable depression
- very understandable self-loathing
- an STD from a dirty subway seat or a blood infusion but DEFINITELY NOT sexual intercourse
- early-onset death
