Genitalia Slang From Better Homes and Gardens

by Melanie LaForce

GARDENING GENITALIA

Bearded iris

Ornamental onion

Dangling fleshy redfruits

Undulating flowerbed

Black beauty zucchini

Power perennial

Bush morning glory

Purple coneflower

Velvet fascination

DECORATING GENITALIA

Multi-use nook

Explosive centerpiece

Welcoming entryway

Wet floral foam

Fiery ottoman

Prominent pergola

Simple backyard pleasure

RECIPE GENITALIA

Dark cocoa muffin

Sweet and tart slaw

Moist Southern biscuits

Crab ravioli

Festive spread

Soft-peaked eggs

Meaty Mexican sandwich

Smoky sliders

Melanie is a writer and researcher living in Logan Square, Chicago, IL who tweets @rileycoyote.