Lana Del Rey Lyrics, Ranked From Least to Most Relatable

by Malka Howley

13. “I’m pretty when I cry”

12. “My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola”

11. “Elvis is my Daddy, Marilyn’s my mother”

10. “The prettiest in-crowd that you had ever seen”

9. “Gimme them gold coins”

8. “Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain”

7. “Take me to the Hamptons”

6. “Love you more than those bitches before”

5. “There’s no remedy for memory”

4. “Everybody’s rushing me”

3. “I’m a sad girl”

2. “My boyfriend’s pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me”

1. “I like my candy”

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