Pores Are the New Wrinkles

“Girls on the subway have so much more makeup now, and look more produced than they used to…If I had HDTV, I would be more obsessed.”
— Is your face is made of skin? Then, according to the New York Times, it’s time to start slathering on the makeup to hide your increasingly large pores. And also spend as much time as you can staring at yourself (in HD, I guess?) and obsessing that your pores are too visible and dirty. If you don’t, you’ll never develop a case of the highly-coveted new disorder, “porexia.”