Someday Hotels Will Be Awesome

“Remote virtual love making would allow individuals to ‘connect with their partner’ while away from home, although lenses could be worn to adjust how their partner looks.”
— The future is looking bright, according to “futurologist” Ian Pearson. He used some kind of magical portal to peer all the way into the year 2030, and the news is good. Not only does it seem like our civilization still exists (though no word on whether it is still cool enough to safely go outdoors), it also turns out our hotels are fantastic! You see, they’re loaded with fancy technology that can do things like diagnose medical conditions, control our dreams, and let us have virtual sex with enhanced versions of our partners. There’s no way this prediction isn’t 100% accurate, so you might as well get started sketching a picture of what your new, improved lover is going to look like.