Space News: Vampire Alien Doom Beach

Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin
Published in
1 min readOct 24, 2011

This weekend ROSAT the out-of-commission German satellite plummeted to “its doom” somewhere in Southeast Asia; a meteorite that also plummeted to its doom (unrelated, presumably) was mistaken for a crashing plane in England; “comet-seeded alien oceans could be common,” and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) put in an order for what some are calling “swarming robot space vampires.” Whoa! (Stick around for a vampire makeup tutorial later this afternoon.)

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Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin

Spiralbound editor. Formerly at The Hairpin. Also now making a newsletter: https://drawinglinks.substack.com