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Rosa Lyster
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The Hairpin
May 26, 2017
Astrology Is Fake, But Brad Pitt Got Owned By A Gemini
They cannot be defeated.
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Apr 24, 2017
Astrology Is Fake But Taurus Hates Change
No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.
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Rosa Lyster
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Mar 20, 2017
Astrology is Fake But Aries Can’t Stop
They just wouldn’t even know how to.
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Rosa Lyster
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Jan 26, 2017
Astrology is Fake, But Aquarians Know All The Secrets
Their age is dawning, after all.
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Julia Carpenter
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Dec 30, 2016
Susan Miller Is The Only Astrologer the Internet Trusts
And now she’s on Snapchat.
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Rosa Lyster
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Dec 26, 2016
Astrology is Fake but Capricorns are a Conspiracy
It’s time we all opened our eyes.
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Rosa Lyster
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Nov 28, 2016
Astrology Is Fake But Sagittariuses Are Trying Their Best
And it seems totally fine to them.
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Sulagna Misra
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Aug 8, 2016
Hold My Hand
A brief history of reading my friends’ palms
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The Hairpin
Aug 3, 2015
What Your Horoscope Says About How Climate Change Will Kill You
by Sara Starsayer
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The Hairpin
Nov 6, 2014
November Horoscopes From Galactic Rabbit
by Gala Mukomolova
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