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Good Riddance, Perfume Spritzers

Excellent news: those perfume pushers who line the aisles of many department store cosmetics areas are being phased out. People in the fragrance industry have finally realized that accosting shoppers with an unwanted spritz of potent/stinky perfume (which always seems to…


Lady Gaga’s Blood-Hooker Perfume

“It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin.” — Lady Gaga’s perfume will smell less like blood and semen and more like “an expensive hooker” spawned from her body. Hopefully she’ll make some ice cream, soon, too. I scream, you scream. Chokey, startled screams.