1. You can drown.
2. You can forget to shower, give everyone diseases, and die.
3. You can slip, crack your head, and die.
“While the total numbers may seem low, accidents involving portable pools claim the life of one child every five days during the summer months.” — Thankfully, that sentence doesn’t say “portable pools claim the lives of one out of every five children.”
Things start to get especially real at the two-minute mark. Meanwhile, in England, a man lives in a tiny house by the beach and sleeps on a pile of leaves.