The Metaphor That I Think About Probably Every Day
Well, here goes:
My very first gynecologist told me, “the vagina is a self-cleaning oven.”
I have never stopped thinking about this. I mean, I know what she was saying — that it takes care of itself and that’s why you shouldn’t fuck around with douches or whatever — but.
I find this metaphor to be entirely disgusting.
If the vagina is a self-cleaning oven.