The Week of January 7–11

In case you missed it, this week we had…

- Advice on long-distance relationships, and on what to do in general (!).

- A new Interview With a Virgin.

- And a new Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Most Wicked Face of Theda Bara.

- An anonymous review of an unpleasant hair product.

- I don’t know, I’m only seeing trees and grass??

- “in this strange land of iron islands / and wraiths that drape themselves in steam”: Texts From Don Quixote.

- A Vestal Virgin hair tutorial.

- Unreleased Celebrity Fragrances: “27th Precinct by Jerry Orbach: Notes of pepperoni and shoe polish on an instant coffee base.”

- “I’m sorry. I just watched the first two-thirds of The Grey and then took a Xanax.”

- Eleven Days Alone in Paris.

Have a great weekend, and we’ll see you back here on Monday!