What Animals Would You Like to See Die Next?

Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin
Published in
1 min readJan 19, 2011

Now the cows are dying too. Who should go next? Can the spiders go next? I know, I know, everyone loves spiders, they’re so cool, but whatever. (Right now the spiders are like, in their tiny voices, “oh, fuck you!” And they’re writing a little petition, like, “humans next, humans next!” Well fuck you, spiders! With your weird little arms.)

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Edith Zimmerman
The Hairpin

Spiralbound editor. Formerly at The Hairpin. Also now making a newsletter: https://drawinglinks.substack.com