What Is A Human Family?
My son was marked down 5 percent on a high school health test because he chose this “incorrect” definition of family. pic.twitter.com/TnisIK51Mm
— Will Saletan (@saletan) July 8, 2015
What is your family?
A criss-cross collection of skin-colored twigs
They’re all related by blood, because my parents are siblings
Grimes and everyone who tweets at her
Raindrops on a long migrainey summer day
The cousin-witches of the live animal stores in Jackson Heights
The only people who call you on the phone so that it like rings and stuff
The face-crab zombies in Half-Life 2
I don’t know where they live
A collection of cucumbers and iPads in ice