Who’s Afraid Of Mark McGarry?

I don’t know if you heard, but Mort McGehry went to the 2016 Gloria Awards: A Salute To Women Of Vision Gala. There he was photographed with Gloria Steinem and other women. Mat McGlorry was also interviewed by Cosmopolitan and he said “intersectional,” which surprisingly is not a sex position (or is it, Cosmo?). Mitt McGurgle wants to free your nipples, because he has them too, so why shouldn’t you?

So who is Mitch McGahey? Hard to say. When you Google Image “Mack MacGorey wife” you get a Just Jared picture of him with Michelle Trachtenberg for the first two results, and the fourth is a picture of Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan. He is what’s called an actorvist, which means he is neither an actor nor an activist. He used to play a cop on a show about a women’s jail, and then he didn’t. Someone recently tweeted, “your daily reminder that orange is the new black got significantly better once Milk McGoley’s character was written off the show.” Food for thought! Now he’s on a show about doing murders.

Melt McCooley’s real passion is being an actorvist on our show — on the stage of life. He is showing us with his actions that he is good for women. Is this a good thing? Should we encourage Mick McGoble’s outspoken declarations of loyalty to the cause of being a man but also a feminist? All publicity is good publicity, so it’s hard to tell. Let me get back to you.

But one thing’s for sure: Moot McCory is the bokest wae.

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