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10 Fantastic Things We Wish People Would Say (But They Never Do)

Beyond, “You just won the lottery!”

Image by Jere Cang from Pixabay

You know when someone says or posts something completely improbable and follows it up with the phrase, “said no one ever?” It’s usually worth a smirk and a knowing nod, at the very least. I was thinking about these kinds of phrases…

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Dakota Duncan

Dakota Duncan

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I’m an animal lover, a new RVer, and an author. I’m writing mostly humor these days because we all need it. Info about my books: http://www.dakotaduncan.com