10, One Line (Funny & Truthful) Definitions of Everyday Things

Because, what is life without these?

1. Alarm clock

n. The most hated electronic device.

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2. Toothbrush

n. an excuse to look at yourself in the mirror.

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3. Mug

n. an object to tell the world about your personality or your favourite show/book/fictional character.

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4. Plate

n. an object that never judges your food quality or quantity.

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4. Cellphone

n. where Instagram works best. Not to be confused with a ‘phone’, a device used for making calls.