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Smillew Rahcuef

May 1, 2021

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10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than Pizza

#2 It’s still hot the morning after

After years of intensive research, Clarissa G concluded that pizza is better than sex. It was a great article, and she was wrong. But I was only a research assistant, and she was the boss, so she got to publish first.

I can’t stay silent anymore; sex is better than pizza!

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