Hopefully, they will read this and listen to me for once

10 Writers Who Should Stop Writing Listicles

They are not the only ones

Photo of the author, stopping the listicles, by Guilherme Stecanella on Unsplash

I know you would like to read a witty introduction that would also have the advantage of extending the reading time of this piece, but this is a listicle.

Deal with it.

#1 — Kristen Stark

6 Jokes That Bombed On Stage

There’s a reason these jokes bombed on stage, Stark, and it’s the same reason you should stop writing listicles: they’re not funny.

#2 — Kristine Laco

8 Reasons Why Canadian Thanksgiving is Better Than US Thanksgiving

She’s one of these Canadians who think Americans are interested in anything else but themselves.

Weird, I know.