101 Other Feuds Which Would Have Provided A More Compelling & More Gratifying Narrative for the End of the World Than the One Created by the Current Rift Between Dotard Donald and Rocket Man

1)Britney Spears vs, Justin Timberlake; 2) Daniel LaRusso vs. the Karate Kid; 3) Kanye West vs. Taylor Swift; 4) Tom vs. Jerry; 5) Martha Stewart vs. Gwyneth Paltrow; 6) Dunkin Donuts vs. Starbucks; 7) Hatfields vs. McCoys; 8) Charles Dickens vs. William Thackeray; 9) Green Goblin vs. Spiderman; 10) The Sharks vs. The Jets; 11) Woody vs. Buzz Lightyear; 12) Stephen Curry vs. Le Bron James; 13) The one gang fighting in the pool hall in Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video vs. The other gang fighting in the pool hall in Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video; 14) People who like Miller Lite because it tastes great vs. People who like Miller Lite because it is less filling; 15) Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs; 16) Yves Saint Laurent vs. Karl Lagerfeld; 17) Katniss vs. President Snow; 18) Captain Ahab vs. Moby Dick; 19) Nicki Minaj vs. Miley Cyrus; 20) Red Sox vs. Yankees; 21) Ursula the Sea Witch vs. Ariel the Little Mermaid; 22) The Greasers vs. the Socs in The Outsiders; 23) Coke vs. Pepsi; 24) Sinead O’Connor vs. Pope John Paul II; 25) Star Wars vs. Star Trek; 26) Gore Vidal vs. Norman Mailer; 27) David Letterman vs. Jay Leno; 28) Ernest Hemingway vs. F. Scott Fitzgerald; 29) Hamlet vs. Claudius; 30) John McEnroe vs. Ivan Lendl; 31) Michael Corleone vs. Fredo Corleone; 32) My 10 year old daughter when asked if it’s her turn to walk the dog vs. My 12 year old son when asked if it’s his turn to walk the dog; 33) Nike vs. Reebok; 34) Nick from Gone Girl vs. Amy in Gone Girl; 35) UPS vs. FedEx; 36) Antonio Salieri vs. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; 37) Eminem vs. Moby; 38) Courtney Love vs. Madonna; 39) Roadrunner vs. Wile E. Coyote; 40) The original survivors of Flight 815 from Lost! Vs. the Others; 41) New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys; 42) McDonalds vs. Burger King; 43) Me when I skip ahead and watch an extra episode of a series we are watching together on Netflix vs. my Wife when she finds out I skipped ahead and watched an extra episode of a series we are watching together on Netflix; 44) Maverick vs. Iceman; 45) Alabama Crimson Tide vs. Auburn Tigers; 46) Rocky Balboa vs. Apollo Creed; 47) Batman vs. The Joker; 48) Adidas vs. Puma; 49) John McClane vs. Hans Gruber; 50) Ian Thorpe vs. Michael Phelps; 51) People in my neighborhood who like spraying for mosquitoes vs. people in my neighborhood who think spraying for mosquitoes is bad for bees; 52) Joe Frazier vs. Muhammad Ali; 53) Walter White vs. Gustavo Fring; 54) Carl Spackler vs. the Gopher; 55) Shia LaBeouf vs. Frankie Muniz; 56) Nicola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison; 57) Harvard Crimson vs. Yale Bulldogs; 58) People at my office who think we should bring kids to the Holiday Party vs. People at my office who think the Holiday Party should be adults only; 59) Jack Nicklaus vs. Arnold Palmer; 60) Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears; 61) Trouble the Maltese Terrier vs. Leona Helmsley’s grandchildren; 62) Michigan vs. Ohio State; 63) Notre Dame vs. Boston College; 64) Celtics vs. Lakers; 65) Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant; 66) Michael Keaton as Batman vs. Christian Bale as Batman; 67) Ford vs. General Motors; 68) Taylor Swift vs. any of her ex-boyfriends; 69) Macy’s vs. Gimbel’s; 70) iPhone vs. Samsung; 71) Rolling Stones vs. Beatles; 72) Michael Jackson vs. Prince; 73) Handroll sushi vs. Nigiri Sushi; 74) Aaron Burr vs. Alexander Hamilton; 75) Iggy Azalea vs. Snoop Dogg; 76) Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj; 77) Lady Gaga vs. Lana Del Ray; 78) Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie; 79) Jerry Seinfeld vs. Newman; 80) Real Madrid vs. Barcelona; 81) Pac Man vs. Inky, Blinky, Pinky & Clyde; 82) Captain jack Sparrow vs. Captain Barbossa; 83) McDreamy vs. McSteamy; 84) Popeye vs. Bluto; 85) Superman vs. Lex Luthor; 86) Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton; 87) Duke Blue Devils vs. North Carolina Tar Heels; 88) Martina Navratilova vs. Chris Evert; 89) Anna Nicole Smith vs. J. Howard Marshall’s heirs; 90) Larry Bird vs. Magic Johnson; 91) Blac Chyna vs. Rob Kardashian; 92) Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher; 93) Pirates vs. Ninjas; 94) Gary Kasparov vs. IBM’s Deep Blue computer; 95) Alien vs. Predator; 96) Debbie Reynolds vs. Elizabeth Taylor; 97) Jennifer Lopez vs. Mariah Carey; 98) Shannen Doherty vs. the rest of the cast of “90210”; 99) Michelangelo Carvaggio vs. Giovanni Baglione; 100) Pokemon vs. Digimon; 101) Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift.