SUPER GROSS ANATOMY

10th Grade Biology Curriculum: Dissecting Frogs & Giving Sex Changes

Confessions of a teenager with no medical training expected to be in the O.R. changing their fellow students’ gender.

Donald Trump knows what it’s like to be a teenager. Thank God someone gets it. As Mr. Trump says, our friends are going school, getting an operation and coming back home as a different gender.

All of this is because of the toughest class in High School: 10th Grade Biology.

The first semester already starts out pretty icky. We have to dissect a frog. We cut its skin back and pin it, then start dismantling this dead animal’s innards. We have to cut out its heart, lungs, liver and more. Gross? Yes. Unnecessary? Also yes.

Students used to sit it out and take a failing grade, but you can’t do that anymore since it goes hand in hand with learning how to be in an operating room to give gender reassignment surgery. Teachers are now just getting us dip our toes in the pool of anatomy, with the simple frog-slicing project.

The main project of the year, over half of our grade, is giving students sex change operations. It’s happening all over America, and Trump is on our side. Every day so many students go to school, and sometime after gym class, they get ready to become a new gender.

You need to peel back the skin of the genitalia, like the frog’s skin. Then the great debate happens: do you cut off the testicles of the male with a scalpel or scissors? Tough decisions for a 10th grader! Deciding what table to sit at during lunch is the second toughest decision of the day.

We lop off the testicles, usually with one eye open, or a clothespin on our nose, since the smell is so rank. It’s pretty cruel we have to do this, but the school nurse is so backed up giving so many sex changes, we’re picking up the slack.

Donald Trump is the only politician to ever mention that students go to school and go home on the same day as a totally new gender. No permission forms either. It just happens. I wonder when other politicians will catch on? Why has no one else mentioned it?

I just want to have a normal study hall. My friends and I are now doing surgery prep and discussing the best way to construct a new labia with our free period. Stupid biology.

What can I say? School’s hard.