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11 Small Things You Can Do Every Day to Ruin It for All of Us

You could be trying so much harder to be an insufferable asshole.

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With so many people refusing to wear a mask or get vaccinated, societal collapse is just a few short months away. Here are some things you can do* to move it along:

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Matthew Thiele

Matthew Thiele

Teacher. Satirist. Scholar. Published in Slackjaw, Points in Case, McSweeney’s, Ben Jonson Journal, and elsewhere. Definitely not a robot. Or an alien.

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