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12 Release Plans for Joe Exotic Still Under Consideration

Prostate cancer is so lame, but it’s the best he’s got

Joe Exotic, The Tiger King, was sentenced to 22 years in prison for murder-for-hire and animal abuse. He recently announced he has aggressive prostate cancer and feels he should be let out of prison. You know, because no one ever dies in prison so it is totally doable.

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