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12 Things to Do When You’re Old

I hope the excitement isn’t too much for me.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

As we get older we find ourselves making concessions to old age. For example, I played full-court basketball into my early 50s. Now I try to catch an NBA playoff game without going to sleep. I find even my sense of taste is diminishing. That’s why I find pastries and sweets, in general, to be so appealing. So I tell myself. While things I’ve found to be enjoyable…




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You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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