17 Awesome Things For Your Friends To Do Without You in NYC This Summer
You are being excluded and it’s probably even worse than you assume.
- Secret Warehouse Parties. When they tell you they’re keeping it low-key tonight.
- Daytime Raves. When not a single person took you up on your offer to treat everyone to brunch.
- Underground Shows With Edgy Bands. Who they know about because they’re all sharing a spotify password but think your basic taste will ruin the vibe.
- Afterparties With Edgy Bands.
- Organizing The Resistance. They roll their eyes whenever you mention Bernie but won’t explain why.
- Group Sex.
- Spontaneous Park Hangs. They straight up forgot you existed when this plan came together.
- Getting Detained At the Mexican Border Kaylin still hasn’t made it back and no one will talk about it.
- Group Sex With Edgy Bands
- Rooftop Bars
- Coney Island!
- Assaulting a Police Officer and Getting Away With It. The drummer of the edgy band is also a DA.
- Chillin’ and Smokin’ With Your Roommate The one weekend you’re in Scarsdale For your cousin Barbara’s Recommitment Ceremony
- Group Sex With Your Most Recent Ex. Who they wouldn’t even have met If It weren’t for you.
- Coverted Dumpster Pool Parties YOU sent everyone an article about this.
- Having Each Other’s Babies And Raising Them in A Commune. When did Noahbella even have time to get pregnant?
- House Share in The Hamptons! It would be a shame if someone burned it down.