17 Career Options for Sean Spicer

I Can’t Wait for the Tell-All

Page Barnes
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read
  1. Crowd Counter
  2. Village Idiot
  3. Putin’s Lapdog
  4. Bush Camouflage Manufacturer
  5. Invertebrate
  6. Money Launderer
  7. Covfefe Taster
  8. Adoption Counselor
  9. Menswear Model
  10. Professional Scolder
  11. Punching Bag
  12. Host of The Apprentice
  13. Anger Management Counselor
  14. Expert on Hitler’s Use of Chemical Weapons
  15. Doormat
  16. Spokesperson for Kim Jong Un
  17. Melissa McCarthy Impersonator on Saturday Night Live

Period.

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