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Kristine Laco

May 9

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A SALUTE TO MOTHERS

20 Apologies I’m Owed Since Yesterday’s Mother’s Day

Happy fucking Mother’s Day

Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

I don’t expect the euphoria of Mother's Day to last long. My only request every year is to not have to lift a finger for the day. No laundry, no dinner, no dog walking. It is my one day of rest.

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Kristine Laco

Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.

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