25 Examples of Why Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth!

A compilation of some of the most hilarious “kid-isms”

Still Penguins Seldom Waddle
The Haven

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Photo by Ben White on Unsplash

From 1988 to 2000, an American TV Show aired called Kids Say the Darndest Things. The host would ask children various questions and they would respond with innocent, but often hilarious answers.

Kids don’t come with a filter, so they are very honest and blunt with their comments. They have perspectives that we no longer see as adults. This, along with not always having the ability to express their thoughts can lead to some interesting, and often hilarious discussions!

Dangerous Salamis!

My 7-year-old son likes to talk about big, dangerous, salamis (tsunamis). You know, the big waves.

Snack Holes

A 2-year-old referred to her coat pockets as “snack holes” Why should we call them anything else now?

No Better Way to Prove That You’re a Grownup

A 2-year-old told her mom that she was a grownup. The mom responded, “No you’re a toddler.” The kid responds with “No, I’m a grown-up. I’m going to touch knives.”

Kind of Genius Really

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Still Penguins Seldom Waddle
The Haven

Working mom who uses her curiosity to fuel the curiosities of others ~ Writes mostly history and true crime