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3 Annoying Things People Do In the Office

I hate my job

Calum James
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2 min readJun 20, 2023

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Some people value career progression. Others take pride in their role as essentially mid-level management biatch.

Others, like me, just want to receive a decent enough paycheck and get the hell out of there.

Here are a few annoying things that people have done this week, clearly not realizing I do not value my career.

The ‘Opportunity’ of Career Development.

My Director wants to promote me. I don't want the promotion. There’s a bit of an awkward conversation coming on the near horizon.

Look. Given the fudged-up economy, I would appreciate the additional money that will come with it. But I’ve just had a decent pay rise. So this generous offer will likely be a 10% pay increase. Cool, sounds nice.

But after the taxman gets his grubby hands on it, it won’t be worth it. See I know all the bs that's gonna come with this. More pointless back-to-back meetings. More responsibility. Way more work.

Why can’t you just let me coast through my days in peace? Don’t spoil it. We have a good thing going here.

Colleague Bitching Sessions

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Calum James
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Written by Calum James

Humor Writer or Deep Life Lesson Writer. Nothing in between. No compromise. But also, willing to compromise for the right price. unorthodoxcareerview@gmail.com

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