3 Uniquely American Ways To Get In Shape

America, we’re in a full-fledged public health crisis. We skipped straight past partial fledging on this one.

One out of every three people in the US suffers from obesity, and another third of us is overweight.

The final third is made up of people who’ve clearly never tried Costco pizza. That stuff is delicious, friends. And only $9.99 for a whole pie? Unfettered access to that kind of deal is surely worth the membership fee, cutthroat parking, and impending gastric bypass you’ll need from a steady diet of Costco pizza.