37 Ice Cream Size Naming Schemas Cold Stone Creamery Considered Before Settling On “Like It,” “Love It,” “Gotta Have It”
1. Like It, Love It, Somewhat Ambivalent About Whether to Have It
2. Like It, Love It, Surprised But Delighted to Have It
3. Like It, Love It, Grateful for This Opportunity to Have It
4. Like It, Love It, Emboldened By Newfound Confidence to Have It
5. Like It, Love It, Hoping To, One Day, With Enough Hard Work and Patience, Finally Have It
6. Like It, Love It, Expected By Societal Convention to Have It
7. Like It, Love It, Scheduled By My Administrative Assistant to Have It
8. Like It, Love It, Asked Politely But Firmly By the Manager At This Arby’s to Have It
9. Like It, Love It, Willed By My Dying Father to Have It
10. Like It, Love It, Gently and Lovingly Encouraged By My Therapist to Have It
11. Like It, Love It, Compelled Under Duress to Have It
12. Like It, Love It, Bound By an Ancestral Oath to Have It
13. Like It, Love It, Recommended By Four Out of Five Dentists to Have It
14. Like It, Love It, Double Doggie Dared By Billy M. in Mrs. Kowalski’s Class to Have It
15. Like It, Love It, Bewitched By a Powerful Sorceress’s Enchantment to Have It
16. Like It, Love It, Contractually Obligated to Have It
17. Like It, Love It, Instructed By a Sinister Grimoire to Have It
18. Like It, Love It, Ordered By My Commanding Officer to Have It
19. Like It, Love It, Sentenced By a Federal Court to Have It
20. Like It, Love It, Permitted Under Certain Conditions By My Parole Officer to Have It
21. Like It, Love It, Commanded By the Masked Crooks Currently Robbing This Arby’s to Have It
22. Like It, Love It, Destined By an Ancient Prophecy to Have It
23. Like It, Love It, Mind-Controlled By an Alien Brain Parasite to Have It
24. Like It, Love It, Salaciously Solicited By a Flirtatious Courtesan to Have It
25. Like It, Love It, Trained By My Sensei to Have It
26. Like It, Love It, Possessed By an All-Consuming and, Frankly, Unhealthy Desire to Have It
27. Like It, Love It, Invited By My Mom’s Yoga Instructor to Have It
28. Like It, Love It, Hired Under the Table By a Shady Character to Have It
29. Like It, Love It, Prescribed By My Physician to Have It
30. Like It, Love It, Assigned By My Shift Supervisor At Arby’s to Have It
31. Like It, Love It, Cunningly Persuaded By My Kingdom’s Scheming and Manipulative Chief Advisor to Have It
32. Like It, Love It, Pushed By My Domineering Parents to Have It
33. Like It, Love It, Challenged By My Old Rival to Have It
34. Like It, Love It, Begged By Neuroscientists (According to a Smartphone Game Ad) to Have It
35. Like It, Love It, Forbidden By My Wicked Stepmother to Have It
36. Like It, Love It, Cheered On By the Patrons of This Arby’s to Have It
37. Like It, Love It, Bop It, Twist It, Pull It
