37 Oompa Loompa Songs That Got Them Fired
1. Oompa Loompa doompedy dode
Tell us your card’s security code
2. Oompa Loompa doompedy dage
He barely pays us minimum wage
3. Oompa Loompa doompedy doss
How would you like to be your own boss?
4. Oompa Loompa doompedy dade
We told your kids how babies are made
5. Oompa Loompa doompedy dar
We trained a bird to poop on your car
6. Oompa Loompa doompedah deen
We voted for Jill Stein in ’16
7. Oompa Loompa doompedah deeth
We all are friends except for Weird Keith
8. Oompa Loompa doompedy day
We’re gonna rob a bank in L. A.
9. Oompa Loompa doompedy doans
We tweeted spoilers for Game of Thrones
10. Oompa Loompa doompedy dape
Keith cut his finger peeling a grape
11. Oompa Loompa doompedy dit
Why are these children stupid as shit
12. Oompa Loompa doompedy dope
We wash our iron skillets with soap
13. Oompa Loompa doompedy det
We print out every email we get
14. Oompa Loompa doompedah deal
Dad is a liar, Santa’s not real
15. Oompa Loompa doompedy dat
Don’t be a sheep, the planet is flat
16. Oompa Loompa doompedah deem
Fuel from a jet can’t melt a steel beam
17. Oompa Loompa doompedy dats
Keith lives alone with 17 cats
18. Oompa Loompa doompedy dorch
We’re hiding corpses under our porch
19. Oompa Loompa doompedy dune
We accidentally blew up the moon
20. Oompa Loompa doompedy duel
We’re not allowed ten yards from a school
21. Oompa Loompa doompedy dirk
Steven from sales is kind of a jerk
22. Oompa Loompa doompedy dines
We built a sex swing out of Red Vines
23. Oompa Loompa doompedy dirk
Keith brought a rune-cursed dagger to work
24. Oompa Loompa doompedah deece
All of those acts were legal in Greece
25. Oompa Loompa doompedy dun
One of us 3-D printed a gun
26. Oompa Loompa doompedah deems
We spam our Slack with anime memes
27. Oompa Loompa doompedy dush
We share a chapstick and a toothbrush
28. Oompa Loompa doompedah deen
We never got our measles vaccine
29. Oompa Loompa doompedy dom
Seven of us had sex with your mom
30. Oompa Loompa doompedy dent
We only tip eleven percent
31. Oompa Loompa doompedy dant
Keith made a voodoo doll of Hugh Grant
32. Oompa Loompa doompedy duel
Seatbelts are dumb and smoking is cool
33. Oompa Loompa doompedy doo
Whoops, we messed up, this one does not rhyme
34. Oompa Loompa doompedy diss
That chocolate stream is 10% piss
35. Oompa Loompa doompedy darn
We’ve all been banned from Pottery Barn
36. Oompa Loompa doompedy dined
Keith can control the sea with his mind
37. Oompa Loompa doompedy dibe
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