37 Proposed College Courses That Were Rejected By the Department Chair
1. Phys. Ed. 302 — Advanced Seduction
2. Math 110 — Why Are Circles So Pretty?
3. English 206 — Intermediate Course Description Writing
4. Math 350 — How to Get Thrown Out of a Casino
5. English 101 — How to Rite Real Good
6. Film Studies 140 — Identifying Hollywood’s Most Talented Chris
7. Physics 101 — Physics for Arsonists
8. Gender Studies 260 — What If Zelda Was a Girl?
9. Communication 115 — Introduction to Withering Retorts
10. Theater 500 — Senior Seminar: The Best L. A. Restaurants to Wait Tables At
11. Economics 330 — Shoehorning the Fact that Your Parents Own a Summer Home in the Hamptons Into Every Conversation
12. Philosophy 500/Ecology 500 — Interdisciplinary Senior Seminar: Are Birds Real?
13. Dance 280 — Advanced Dabbing
14. Linguistics 303 — How to Pronounce ‘Sriracha’
15. Economics 110 — Introduction to BOFA
16. History 340 — I Bet I Could Have Taken Hannibal in a Fist Fight
17. Business 230 — Touching Base
18. Business 231 — Circling Back
19. Business 232 — Running It Up the Flagpole
20. Sociology 200 — Society and Culture in the Goblin Camp Behind the Quad
21. Theater 150 — Fundamentals of Borat Voice
22. Biology 240 — Problems of Classification: Taco, Ravioli, or Sandwich?
23. English 350 — Advanced Wordle Techniques
24. Marketing 360 — Doctors Hate Her! You Won’t Believe This Local Mom’s One Weird Trick
25. Health Science 150 — Critical Rice Theory: Fundamentals of Nutrition
26. Film Studies 150 — Critical Ross Theory: Were They On a Break?
27. Art 150 — Critical Vase Theory: Introduction to Pottery
28. History 150 — Critical Mace Theory: Medieval Arms and Warfare
29. Phys. Ed. 140 — Full Contact Golf
30. Religion 220 — We All Shit Our Pants When We Die: The Scatology of Eschatology
31. Business 000 — Hey Bestie! I Have an Exciting Business Opportunity For You! How Would You Like to Be Your Own Boss While Making Thousands a Month?
32. Economics 007 — Bonds
33. Hedgehography 256 — High-Speed Ring Collecting
34. Anthropology 160 — I’m Being Held Hostage in the Registrar’s Office, They Threatened to Kill Ms. Roberts, Please Send Help Immediately Once This Course Catalog Is Published and Distributed
35. Math 500/Music 500 — Interdisciplinary Senior Seminar: The Triangle
36. Computer Science 310 — Determining the Socially Correct Number of Exclamation Marks to Use for Each Sentence in a Work Email
37. Botany 420 — I Think We All Know What This Course Is About
