37 Sequel Spin-Offs of “Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23”
1. Don’t Startle the Boar in Apartment 24
2. Don’t Poke the Hive in Apartment 25
3. Don’t Remove the Bricks in Apartment 26
4. Don’t Trust Kevin in Apartment 27
5. Don’t Trust the Deep State in Apartment 28
6. Don’t Trust the Swine in Apartment 29
7. It’s Really Dirty in Apartment 30
8. Don’t Trust the Nun in Apartment 31
9. Don’t Fight Mewtwo in Apartment 32
10. Don’t Mind the Debris in Apartment 33
11. Don’t Touch the Floor in Apartment 34 (It’s Lava)
12. No One Makes It Out Alive of Apartment 35
13. Don’t Trust Those Pricks in Apartment 36
14. Don’t Trust Evan in Apartment 37
15. Don’t Challenge Ben Shapiro to a Debate in Apartment 38
16. Don’t Venture Into the Abandoned Mine in Apartment 39
17. Don’t Mention Rick and Morty to the Finance Bros in Apartment 40
18. On the Mantle There’s a Gun in Apartment 41
19. Don’t Start a Coup in Apartment 42
20. Don’t Tell Anyone I Made a Copy of the Key to Apartment 43 (I’m Going to Burgle the Shit Out of Them)
21. Don’t Lock the Door to Apartment 44 (So I Can Burgle the Shit Out of Them)
22. Oh the Schemes I’ll Contrive to Burgle the Shit Out of Apartment 45
23. I’ve Got All Sorts of Tricks to Burgle the Shit Out of Apartment 46
24. I’m Certainly Not Going to Heaven After I Burgle the Shit Out of Apartment 47
25. I Don’t Feel Great about Burgling the Shit Out of Apartment 48 (Those Folks Are So Nice)
26. Upon My Laurels I Shall At Last Recline After Burgling the Shit Out of Apartment 49
27. Don’t Disparage Taylor’s Music Within Earshot of the Swifty in Apartment 50
28. Don’t Stare Directly Into the Sun in Apartment 51 (Or Any Apartment, For That Matter)
29. Don’t Make Eye Contact With the Belligerent Kangaroo in Apartment 52
30. Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Water the Trembling Black Tree in Apartment 53
31. Don’t Ponder, Weak and Weary, Over Many a Quaint and Curious Volume of Forgotten Lore in Apartment 54
32. Don’t Respond to the 12-Year-Olds Screaming Insults At You on Xbox Live in Apartment 55
33. Don’t Dip Your Infant Son Into the River Styx in Apartment 56
34. Don’t Trust Devin in Apartment 57
35. Don’t Allow Yourself to Be Shackled to the Fickle Whims of Fate in Apartment 58
36. Don’t Get Strangled By the Sentient Vine in Apartment 59
37. Don’t Wear a Knicks Tee in Apartment 60 (It’s Really Hard to Rhyme With 60)
