CREATIVITY
5 Short Crazy Essays Using a Content Idea Generator
Input word: Volkswagen
Today I decided to try Portent’s idea generator to come with an idea for a decent blog post about Volkswagen cars. None of them was good enough for a post, but some of them are hilarious, so I have decided to write some short essays based on its suggestions.
1. How Volkswagens Can Keep You from Marrying the Wrong Person
Marriage is a life-long commitment. But do you know what else is a life-long commitment? Owning a Volkswagen.
Yes, many of you will not know this, but Herbie: Fully Loaded is based on the fact that Volkswagens have feelings; and when you enter a new relationship they usually over-protect their drivers. This means that your car will take your potential date on a short trip and interrogate them about their past and their intentions towards you. And being related to the military Kubelwagen, they are exceptional interrogators. If your future spouse holds some skeletons in the trunk your Volkswagen will find them.
