5 Things Josh Hawley Should Run Away From Next Time
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2 min readJul 26, 2022
Climate Crisis
It’s here, supported and welcomed by conservatives, and it will own everyone.
Flying Slipper
Judging by his pace, Senator Hawley won’t be able to make it to a cover, but he should definitely try.
Eric Trump
It’s rumored that after his father didn’t take him to Florida, hug-hungry Eric Trump haunts streets and government buildings in Washington D.C. You never know when he could jump out the dark corner or alley and grab you by shoulders.
History
it’s inevitable, that Sen. Hawley will end up on the wrong side of it, but he of course can try and run.
Himself
Being Josh Hawley is not easy, reportedly you have to face yourself every day, and according to multiple research and observations, it’s not fun or pleasant to be around one.
