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5 Things to Say to an Angry Woman to Calm Her Down, and Get Her off the Subject

I offer this as part of my Celebrated marriage guidance program.

I could be wrong — but something in that photo doesn't look calm. Photo by Niranjan _ Photographs on Unsplash

I told you so -

As soon as you say this, she will immediately realise it’s her fault. That you did previously tell her and she’s going to have to accept your intervention, because you are the male…




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Only The Brave Teach Tshirt

Does Uncle MCE throw the house out the window? #StayHome and we’ll take it to you

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”

DSD Artificial Golden Red Rose Gift Box with Love Stand for Valentine Day Gift for Girls, Boys…

Means she’s at least interested.

But I Thought People Wanted To See My Super Bulge!?

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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