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7 Best Chat-up Lines to Attract a Man

Work 99% of the time, every time

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All the Love Gods and Love Gurus in the world decided to meet up and answer the meaning of life — What are the best chat-up lines to attract a man?

Here are the 7 they agreed on, after days of heated debate:

1. Is that a Nokia 3310 in your pocket…

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Calum James

Calum James

Humor Writer or Deep Life Lesson Writer. Nothing in between. No compromise. But also, willing to compromise for the right price. unorthodoxcareerview@gmail.com

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