78 Percent of Gen Z Believe Anilingus Was Invented by Their Generation
A new study revealed that 78 percent of Zoomers believe with certainty that the sexual act of anilingus (also known as rimming) was created by their generation.
“It’s not for everyone,” said Carson Buckley, age 19, “but it’s a significant contribution to society that my generation was happy to make. We’re talking about a sex act that, for the whole human of history, absolutely did not exist before we came along — no pun intended. Not a single person on this earth had ever eaten ass. I’m pretty sure they never even considered the possibility. You can comb the archives of porn before the 2010s, and there’s just not a single instance.”
When a reporter tried to show him otherwise by pulling up Eighties porn on her phone, Carson still wasn’t convinced.
“I’m pretty sure that’s a new video that’s been altered to look vintage,” he said. “Either that or those actors just got confused.”
He clarified that Zoomers are not trying to claim credit for oral sex in general.
“We’re obviously aware that mouth-on-genital sex was thought up by a previous generation,” he said. “Which one is before the Boomers? Probably that one.”
Twenty-four-year-old Addison Michaels agrees that Gen Z is owed recognition and that…
