9 Offensive Halloween Costumes That Are Still Not As Bad as Blackface
- A Holocaust truther
2. A 9/11 truther
3. Couples Costume: A Holocaust truther and a 9/11 truther on a date.
4. Group Costume: A Holocaust truther, a 9/11 truther, a climate change denier, and someone who believes the moon landing was staged all at a Truther’s convention together. (pro tip: just buying a Donald Trump mask will suffice for this costume).
5. Group Costume: Brett Kavanaugh and his frat brothers drinking REALLY GOOD BEER.
6. The REALLY GOOD BEER that Brett Kavanaugh LOVED drinking in college (this costume is just a college-aged woman dressed in regular clothes).
7. A murderer: For this costume to be authentic, you must actually murder someone and then attend the party directly afterwards covered in their blood.
8. Couples Costume: A murderer and their murder victim. For this costume, you attend the party as a regular couple, then one of you murders the other halfway through.
9. A Zombie: Stage your own public death at the Halloween party. Return about an hour later, covered in dirt, asking if anyone wants to play a game of pong.
10. A one woman Fyre Festival — just walk around in festival attire (cropped top, high-waisted pants, flower crown) while burning the American flag.