A Drunk Marxist Explains Why Capitalism Didn’t Create The iPhone
Dive into the depths of capitalist deception as we dismantle an infamous myth while taking a jab at the capitalist-loving internet trolls who perpetuate this lie.
Ah, the internet, that vast, virtual cesspool of self-proclaimed experts and know-it-alls, spewing forth their half-baked opinions like a broken sewer pipe in a flood. I’m here to set the record straight and burst the bubble of those smug, capitalist-loving keyboard warriors who think they’ve got the world figured out.
You see, my dear, misguided comrades, there’s a popular little myth that’s been making the rounds on the internet, a persistent little lie that just won’t seem to die. It’s the notion that capitalism, that cruel and deceptive illusion, is solely responsible for the creation of the iPhone, and that any leftist worth their salt should bow down and worship at the altar of the free market.
Read attentively, you bunch of gullible, gadget-grasping degenerates. I’m here to tell you a tale of deceit, one that will strip away the facade of capitalism’s so-called greatness and expose the rotten, maggot-infested underbelly of the iPhone’s true origins. So pour yourself a stiff drink and grab a seat at the bar of…
