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A Five-Year-Old Critiques Kindergarten

She has opinions and she speaks sense

Photo by author, words dictated by 5-year-old daughter

“I am not happy,” my daughter announced when I picked her up. “School is unfair.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. Anything in particular?”

“So many things,” she slumped in the car seat. “I want to write a letter to my teacher telling her everything that is wrong with school but the stupid…



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Mary DeVries

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.