A Formal Complaint From My Non-Dominant Hand

Lefty’s gotta few things on his mind.

Brian Abbey
Apr 8, 2020 · 3 min read
Image by 유신 김 from Pixabay

Hey boss — It’s me, ya otha hand! Look, we need to clear a few things up, you and me.

First, I get it. We all have our favorites and you chose Righty. I had a 50/50 shot. I’m fine ridin’ the bench when it comes to hand stuff. But, buddy, ya have to give a fella a little warnin’ when ya plan on…