A Formal Complaint From My Non-Dominant Hand
Lefty’s gotta few things on his mind.
Hey boss — It’s me, ya otha hand! Look, we need to clear a few things up, you and me.
First, I get it. We all have our favorites and you chose Righty. I had a 50/50 shot. I’m fine ridin’ the bench when it comes to hand stuff. But, buddy, ya have to give a fella a little warnin’ when ya plan on…