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A Formal Complaint From My Non-Dominant Hand

Lefty’s gotta few things on his mind.

Image by 유신 김 from Pixabay

Hey boss — It’s me, ya otha hand! Look, we need to clear a few things up, you and me.

First, I get it. We all have our favorites and you chose Righty. I had a 50/50 shot. I’m fine ridin’ the bench when it comes to hand stuff. But, buddy, ya have to give a fella a little warnin’ when ya plan on…

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Brian Abbey

Brian Abbey

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expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com