A Geezer Analyzes Life Affirmations
These ideas can change your life, just not necessarily for the better.

When you’ve reached the point in life I have, younger folks often come to me for advice and pearls of wisdom. Well, actually who am I kidding? I just need a premise to start this bit. Actually what I hear people say to me is, “Your turn signal is on,” or “Swipe your card again,” or my favorite, “You need to reschedule your doctor’s…