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A Geezer Analyzes Life Affirmations

These ideas can change your life, just not necessarily for the better.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

When you’ve reached the point in life I have, younger folks often come to me for advice and pearls of wisdom. Well, actually who am I kidding? I just need a premise to start this bit. Actually what I hear people say to me is, “Your turn signal is on,” or “Swipe your card again,” or my favorite, “You need to reschedule your doctor’s…




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You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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