A Ham Sandwich’s Journey Through the Judicial System

He was devoured by the process.

Photo by Eaters Collective on Unsplash

We’ve heard variations of a good prosecutor can get a grand jury to induct a ham sandwich. That may or not be true, but what would that process be like? Let’s follow the story of a ham sandwich who runs afoul of an ambitious district attorney. And in the case, the DA isn’t Jewish so we will eliminate that issue of potential prejudice.